Food Safety Tips and Tricks for Fun and Health

I feel quite ill after some sketchy food handling at a friend's house. So! Here are some tips!

1. Do not leave mayo-based spreads hanging out on the table for several hours.
2. When cooking pre-purchased raw mesquite wings, do not (a) upend the plastic tray onto a baking sheet, (b) cook the wings, (c) return the wings to the plastic tray and serve. One of your guests will (d) merrily scarf down a dozen and a half wings before realizing that (e) the tray is cross-contaminated.
3. Don't be a freakin' glutton and eat it all anyway. This path can only lead to pain.